Wildlife authorities (commanded by Captain BG) found this befuddled beast wandering aimlessly on the tundra. Talk about you're Rick-o-smell! Many followers of the Rickenbacker vintage reissues have claimed to have seen the image of bare feet on the back of this ordinary 325v63 Jetglo. Marvin whiped out his trusty ray gun and zapped these jazz bass pickups into his Rick bass. Either this one grew an eye in the middle of the fingerboard or the player was marking the spot where his solo begins. This one's from our usual hunting ground. PS: Black bridge plate fashioned after Betty Rubble's hair. dual bah-humbugger pickups, past/present/future toggle switches. Scrooge put this one under someone's Christmas tree. ok, well we reversed it for punch line mining.Ī picks up garbage | B has garbage pickupsĪ is sold in warehouse stores, and is cheap | B is stored in cheap warehousesĪ goes into the wall | B should go into the wallĪ empties easily into trash | B empties easily into trashĪ is a clean machine | B is a mean clicheĪ belongs in every home | B longs for a homeĪ sucks dust balls from unkempt corners | B just.sucksĪ appears in the hallway | B disappears the "Hall" wayĪ has hose in the front, buyer in the rear | B has hose in the rear of the buyer This pic was an actual auction pic at ebay!. On the left, Exhibit A (a household vacuum cleaner) | On the right, Exhibit B (Rick copy.
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Driver was later aprehended.after lengthy legal maneuvering his Photoshop license was subsequently revoked. We found this Fireglo 360 flattened on the E-bay highway, near the Pete Townshend Exit, 8 miles past the Abbey Road overpass.
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Feel free to slather butter on the neck too! available with your choice of syrups: maplesyrupglo, midnightblueberryglo, or for you hot sauce fans. Our new 360 pancakes will stack up to the competition. can you say aspect ratio?Įver thought those Ricks were good enough to have for breakfast? Now you can have your Rick and eat it too. to the uninitiated it appears as upside-down gibberish, so NO ONE KNOWS the secret! I think the turtleshell pickguard around the P-bass pickups is a nice finishing touch too.Īnother actual ebay pic. my name's GARY LEE DEWITT." You see, the name is encypted so that only I can read it. what's your name?", I can glance furtively down at my custom made gold pickguard and proudly proclaim, "Uh.
So when a fan comes up to me on stage and asks, "Aren't you the bass player for the band. Between the constant travel, crazy schedule, and stopping at the W-Awful House for late night meals, I can hardly remember my root notes. This poor Rick bass has suffered through more holes than:Ī) Tiger Wood's opponents (for golf fans)Ĭ) The Wall behind Pin the Tail on the Donkey gameĭ) a Miami voting ballot (a joke that was stale the day it was written) The real reason that Atlantis fell into the sea Some things just weren't meant historically! and have moved to AZĢBelieve it or not the real name for this bass is the same as that of an actual automobile body part.
Will this be the end of the world? Will the number of knobs on this bass be enough to sustain life as we know it on the planet earth?ġDon't look for us here though. they've ripped the pickups from a genuine Rick bass and transplanted them into some "other 2" bass. Having failed 8 times before with their grand schemes to conquer earth. Our guy on the right found the only possible spot it would almost "fit" on the headstock: "Let's just nail it in here. gee, i think i remember the logo curving up something like this" Our guy on the left created a special "smiley-face" logo, complete with heavy-handed underlining. so you'd think these aspiring "artists" would be extra careful about design and craftmanship for their creations!.
Rick Page Index Collectables Used Ricks New Ricks Sold Ricks Rick Parts/Accessories Rick InfoĪs you may know, Rickenbacker nameplates are difficult to obtain since an original must be returned to the factory for replacement.
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Index E-mail On Line Ordering secure order page Fax or Mail order form Phone 91 Last update March 21, 2005 +The Rickenbacker Page Hall of Shame The Page wanted to buy or trade.
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